Your lemon squares taste like ass.

(via heart)

the-bluebonnet-bandit:

Another reason why representation matters.

(via imthatbinch)

cobaltdays:

presidentbillclinton:

If an emo guy fucks you without a condom is he going in rawr?

SHUT UP

acoolguy:

moonlandingwasfaked:

for those who don’t know he’s not talking about watching gay porn

he was in the gay porn

yea but his eyes were closed

(via lubricates)

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whitepeopletwitter:

Interesting thought

(via otterbitch)

acoolguy:

katharinemoe:

acoolguy:

gemini–king:

For all u mountain climbers out there

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

You literally did not have to say that

i didn’t

(via cobaltdays)

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(via lubricates)

(via fuckyahumor)

ontheiceagain:

your gay? Minute

(via lubricates)

trident179:

Are we not gonna discuss how Eevee has been elevated to being THAT Pokémon? It’s practically the second mascot for Pokémon with this new game and the other girls are being left in the dust

realitytvgifs:

Do not fuck with Bernice.

(via ruinedchildhood)

hansolocareer:

Me: I know one day, god will send me a beautiful boyfriend

God:

(via no-chill-at-all)